Jokes Jokes And More Jokes!

**KanoakaVirus** · #1 15th May 2008, 03:43

Good Day to you all

I thought id share this joke with you,

What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?
A> You can negotiate with a terrorist.<

Just highlight > <

Any of you care to share your fav jokes?

**SocialWarfare** · #2 15th May 2008, 04:39

what happened to the magic tractor?
>it turned into a field<

**CrazyComputerMan** · #3 15th May 2008, 15:04

How do you spot a gay terriost

> Bin Lama Shoppin' <

**KanoakaVirus** · #4 16th May 2008, 04:29

Why haven't women been to the moon yet?
> because It doesn't need cleaning yet <

**CrazyComputerMan** · #5 16th May 2008, 10:23

Which footballers teams have pain in bum?

> ARSEnal! < :D

I support Arsenal btw

but i think that's funny

**cheesepuff** · #6 17th May 2008, 09:00

who's got a 12 inch ****?
>ME!< XD

(P.S.- its no joke)

sorry for the content of that joke. i just couldn't hold back.

**KanoakaVirus** · #7 17th May 2008, 09:12

you know, i recomend a 20 inch monitor mate 12 inch is just to small

**CrazyComputerMan** · #8 17th May 2008, 12:33

Hahaha!

How do you make a ham roll?

> Push a pig down the hill! <

**KanoakaVirus** · #9 17th May 2008, 17:46

Lol that actually make my laugh CCM,

***NEWSFLASH*** Tell ALL your female friends that i can get 100 tampons for £1
> ... No Strings attached
...but for a limited period ONLY!
...A bloody good deal! <

**cheesepuff** · #10 17th May 2008, 19:36

>_<

thats just.....i dont even know what to say to that...thats just as bad as saying use balloons for safer sex practices....