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Old 15th May 2008, 03:43
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Good Day to you all

I thought id share this joke with you,

What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?
A> You can negotiate with a terrorist.<

Just highlight > <

Any of you care to share your fav jokes?

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Old 15th May 2008, 04:39
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what happened to the magic tractor?
>it turned into a field<
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Old 15th May 2008, 15:04
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How do you spot a gay terriost

> Bin Lama Shoppin' <
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Old 16th May 2008, 04:29
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Why haven't women been to the moon yet?
> because It doesn't need cleaning yet <
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Old 16th May 2008, 10:23
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Which footballers teams have pain in bum?

> ARSEnal! < :D

I support Arsenal btw but i think that's funny
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Old 17th May 2008, 09:00
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who's got a 12 inch ****?
>ME!< XD

(P.S.- its no joke)

sorry for the content of that joke. i just couldn't hold back.
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Old 17th May 2008, 09:12
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you know, i recomend a 20 inch monitor mate 12 inch is just to small
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Old 17th May 2008, 12:33
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Hahaha!

How do you make a ham roll?

> Push a pig down the hill! <
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Old 17th May 2008, 17:46
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Lol that actually make my laugh CCM,

***NEWSFLASH*** Tell ALL your female friends that i can get 100 tampons for £1
> ... No Strings attached
...but for a limited period ONLY!
...A bloody good deal!
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Old 17th May 2008, 19:36
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>_<

thats just.....i dont even know what to say to that...thats just as bad as saying use balloons for safer sex practices....
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