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Jokes Jokes And More Jokes!Good Day to you all ![]() I thought id share this joke with you, What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? A> You can negotiate with a terrorist.< Just highlight > < Any of you care to share your fav jokes?
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Jokes Jokes And More Jokes!what happened to the magic tractor? >it turned into a field<
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Jokes Jokes And More Jokes!How do you spot a gay terriost
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> Bin Lama Shoppin' < ![]() My System: Asus A7J Laptop
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Jokes Jokes And More Jokes!Why haven't women been to the moon yet? > because It doesn't need cleaning yet <
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Jokes Jokes And More Jokes!Which footballers teams have pain in bum?
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> ARSEnal! < :D I support Arsenal btw but i think that's funny ![]() My System: Asus A7J Laptop
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Jokes Jokes And More Jokes!who's got a 12 inch ****? >ME!< XD (P.S.- its no joke) sorry for the content of that joke. i just couldn't hold back.
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Jokes Jokes And More Jokes!you know, i recomend a 20 inch monitor mate 12 inch is just to small
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Jokes Jokes And More Jokes!Hahaha!
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How do you make a ham roll? > Push a pig down the hill! < My System: Asus A7J Laptop
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Jokes Jokes And More Jokes!Lol that actually make my laugh CCM, ***NEWSFLASH*** Tell ALL your female friends that i can get 100 tampons for £1 > ... No Strings attached ...but for a limited period ONLY! ...A bloody good deal! <
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Jokes Jokes And More Jokes!>_< thats just.....i dont even know what to say to that...thats just as bad as saying use balloons for safer sex practices....
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Jokes Jokes And More Jokes!Knock Knock!
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Jokes Jokes And More Jokes!what do you call a skeleton in the closet with blond hair? >last years hide and go seek winner< blond joke. thats right. i went there.
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Jokes Jokes And More Jokes!Lmao How do you keep a blonde busy for hours? Scroll Down. ---> <----- Scroll Up. How did the blonde brake her leg? > she tried raking the leaves but fell out the tree <
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Jokes Jokes And More Jokes!Good one,
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Joke story Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. "My what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood. The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away!!! Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again; this time he is crouched behind a tree stump. "My what big ears you have Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood. Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away. About 2 miles down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf this time crouched down behind a road sign. "My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf," taunts Little Red Riding Hood. With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams..."Will you get lost! I'm trying to have a crap!" My System: Asus A7J Laptop
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Jokes Jokes And More Jokes!
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