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**kanoakavirus** · #1 15-05-2008, 10:43 AM

Good Day to you all

I thought id share this joke with you,

What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?
A> You can negotiate with a terrorist.<

Just highlight > <

Any of you care to share your fav jokes?

**SocialWarfare** · #2 15-05-2008, 11:39 AM

what happened to the magic tractor?
>it turned into a field<

**CrazyComputerMan** · #3 15-05-2008, 10:04 PM

How do you spot a gay terriost

> Bin Lama Shoppin' <

**kanoakavirus** · #4 16-05-2008, 11:29 AM

Why haven't women been to the moon yet?
> because It doesn't need cleaning yet <

**CrazyComputerMan** · #5 16-05-2008, 05:23 PM

Which footballers teams have pain in bum?

> ARSEnal! < :D

I support Arsenal btw

but i think that's funny

**cheesepuff** · #6 17-05-2008, 04:00 PM

who's got a 12 inch ****?
>ME!< XD

(P.S.- its no joke)

sorry for the content of that joke. i just couldn't hold back.

**kanoakavirus** · #7 17-05-2008, 04:12 PM

you know, i recomend a 20 inch monitor mate 12 inch is just to small

**CrazyComputerMan** · #8 17-05-2008, 07:33 PM

Hahaha!

How do you make a ham roll?

> Push a pig down the hill! <

**kanoakavirus** · #9 18-05-2008, 12:46 AM

Lol that actually make my laugh CCM,

***NEWSFLASH*** Tell ALL your female friends that i can get 100 tampons for £1
> ... No Strings attached
...but for a limited period ONLY!
...A bloody good deal! <

**cheesepuff** · #10 18-05-2008, 02:36 AM

>_<

thats just.....i dont even know what to say to that...thats just as bad as saying use balloons for safer sex practices....

**CrazyComputerMan** · #11 18-05-2008, 06:06 AM

Knock Knock!
Who's There
Boo
Boo Who
Boo! Dont cry!

______________

Why arent you eating your dinner

> Im waiting for my mustard to cool down! <

**cheesepuff** · #12 18-05-2008, 08:30 PM

what do you call a skeleton in the closet with blond hair?
>last years hide and go seek winner<
blond joke. thats right. i went there.

**kanoakavirus** · #13 19-05-2008, 12:38 AM

Lmao

How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?

Scroll Down. --->

<----- Scroll Up.

How did the blonde brake her leg?

> she tried raking the leaves but fell out the tree <

**CrazyComputerMan** · #14 19-05-2008, 02:24 AM

Good one,

Joke story

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.

"My what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood. The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away!!!

Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again; this time he is crouched behind a tree stump.

"My what big ears you have Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood. Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away. About 2 miles down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf this time crouched down behind a road sign.

"My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf," taunts Little Red Riding Hood.

With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams..."Will you get lost! I'm trying to have a crap!"

**cheesepuff** · #15 19-05-2008, 02:46 AM

Originally Posted by CrazyComputerMan

Good one,

Joke story

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.

"My what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood. The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away!!!

Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again; this time he is crouched behind a tree stump.

"My what big ears you have Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood. Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away. About 2 miles down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf this time crouched down behind a road sign.

"My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf," taunts Little Red Riding Hood.

With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams..."Will you get lost! I'm trying to have a crap!"

LMAO!!! i literally fell out of my chair. (damn wobbly poor excuse for something to sit on!!!)

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