[CrazyComputerMan]

Knock Knock!
Who's There
Boo
Boo Who
Boo! Dont cry!

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Why arent you eating your dinner

> Im waiting for my mustard to cool down! <

[cheesepuff]

what do you call a skeleton in the closet with blond hair?
>last years hide and go seek winner<
blond joke. thats right. i went there.

[kanoakavirus]

Lmao

How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?

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How did the blonde brake her leg?

> she tried raking the leaves but fell out the tree <

[CrazyComputerMan]

Good one,

Joke story

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.

"My what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood. The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away!!!

Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again; this time he is crouched behind a tree stump.

"My what big ears you have Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood. Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away. About 2 miles down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf this time crouched down behind a road sign.

"My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf," taunts Little Red Riding Hood.

With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams..."Will you get lost! I'm trying to have a crap!"

[cheesepuff]

Originally Posted by CrazyComputerMan Good one, Joke story Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. "My what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood. The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away!!! Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again; this time he is crouched behind a tree stump. "My what big ears you have Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood. Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away. About 2 miles down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf this time crouched down behind a road sign. "My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf," taunts Little Red Riding Hood. With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams..."Will you get lost! I'm trying to have a crap!"

LMAO!!! i literally fell out of my chair. (damn wobbly poor excuse for something to sit on!!!)

[CrazyComputerMan]

Originally Posted by cheesepuff LMAO!!! i literally fell out of my chair. (damn wobbly poor excuse for something to sit on!!!)

Dont this remind you of banned member in here :D.... You know

[thingie2]

I read this and it's funny:

A man had been lost and wandering in the Chinese wilderness for 3 months. All he had to eat was what he could forage and was forced to sleep wherever he could find meager shelter.

One day he came upon an old farm house. In answer to his knock, an old Chinese gentleman asked "WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

"I have been lost in the wilderness for 3 months and have not had a decent meal or nights sleep in just as long. May I stay the night?"

The old man agreed under the condition that there be no messing with his granddaughter. "I will cause you no trouble," the man said.

"That's very good," said the old man, "because if I catch you with my granddaughter, you will suffer the three most severe Chinese tortures."

The granddaughter attended the evening meal and the man was awestruck by her beauty. Since he had been alone for so long and she had not been with a man in her life, they could hardly keep their eyes off of each other during the meal.

Later that night the man crept into her room and they had a terrific time together. They were careful to be quiet lest they awaken the grandfather. Afterwards, the man returned to his room (on the third floor), and thought:

"That marvelous experience was worth enduring a thousand tortures." He then fell promptly asleep and had the best sleep in three months.

Upon awakening, he felt an incredible weight on his chest. He then realized that there was a 100 pound rock on his chest. On the rock was a sign that read: "1st Chinese Torture - 100 Pound Rock On Chest."

This is some lame torture thought the man as he carried it over to the window and threw it out. Then he noticed another sign on the bottom of the rock: "2nd Chinese torture - Right Testicle Tied To Rock." Knowing that it was too late to catch the rock, the man hurled himself out of the window after it. Passing through the window the man saw a third sign on the window ledge: "3rd Chinese Torture - Left Testicle Tied To Bedpost."

[thingie2]

Oh, and another story joke I found funny, it's from QI:

Recently 2 men and a woman made the shortlist for CIA assasin.
The first man was taken to a door, and told "your wife is in there sitting on a chair" and was given a gun and told to go in and kill her.
But the man said he couldn't do that so they said "well you can't be an assasin for the CIA then"
The second man was taken through the same procces, but he took the gun and went into the room. A few minutes lated he came out crying and said he couldn't kill her.
Then it was the woman's turn, she was also taken to the room, and was told her husband was in there sitting on a chair and was told she had to go in and kill him.
She took the gun and went into the room.
Only a few moment passed once the door was shut before six rounds were fired at rapid succesion, then there was banging and screaming.
Then the woman came out of the room and said "you idiots, you could have told me the gun was loaded with blanks, I had to beat him to death with the chair leg"

Made me laugh

[Mike0001]

You should have made her blond!

[Mike0001]

Lecturer: Can you hear me at the back?
Student: Yes, but I don't mind swapping places with someone who can't.