[Rohitpatel]

Kid statements on marriage -- wise beyond their years

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kirsten, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10

No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
-- Freddie, age 6

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-- Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
-- Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.
-- Theodore, age 8

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8

And my favorite!!!

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
-- Ricky, age 10

[tater03]

Oh, thanks for the laughs. The things that come out of kids mouths. I like the one I am never going to have sex with my wife I don't want to be grossed out. If he only knew how that is likely to change.

[Taggart]

Thanks for posting that. Those quotes were really funny. :D

That reminds me of the old Art Linkletter show where he used to talk to kids and get some gems.

[tater03]

Oh that show was awesome. Didn't Bill Cosby do it for awhile also? I loved that show. I am surprised they don't do another one just for kids because they can be a riot with some of the things that come out of their mouths.

[Taggart]

Now that you mention it, I believe Bill Cosby did it too. He has a good way with kids, too.

I think that's a rare example of a reality show that is truly entertaining. That's my $.02.

[Wolfeymole]

I heard some where when a preacher asked a little girl to explain the parable of when Jesus turned water in wine.
She thought for a moment and said;
"When you run outa wine you better get on your knees and pray"

Priceless :D

[tastyguru]

wow, smart kids. i was still playing with lego rather than knowing anything about marriage.

[Wolfeymole]

More priceless reflections.

FAMILY

You shouldn't listen in on your sister's conversation with her boyfriend because it gets too mushy.

Lezlee, age 11

When your mother is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" it's best not to answer her.

Megham, age 13

You should never laugh at your dad if he's mad or screaming at you.

Jogn, age 12

My little brother's dirty diapers are worse than liver.

Matt, age 11

My grandmother can say more in a sentence than a college professor can say in an hour and a half.

Angela, age 14

You should never pick on your sister when she has a baseball bat in her hands.

Joel, age 12

If you put your brother's hand in warm water, he will wet the bed.

Christopher, age 9

You should never ask your three-year-old brother to hold a tomato.

Alecia, age 12

When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.

Morgan, age 11

You should not pick your nose because your mom will SCREAM!!!

Tiffany, age 8

You should never tell your parents when you're curious about girls because many lectures will come in the future.

Reza, age 12

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SCHOOL

Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.

Tiffany, age 13

The boys' restroom smells, but the girls' restroom doesn't.

Devin, age 10

All the bad things I've heard about algebra are true.

Erin, age 14

You can't catch a hard baseball in your mouth.

Joseph, age 10

If you put a frog in a girl's desk, you're going to hear some screaming.

Nicholas, age 9

When teachers are mad, they don't blink.

William, age 12

If you put a piece of chalk in the blackboard eraser, it drives the teacher crazy.

Joshua, age 8

You should not mess with the principal.

Nicholas, age 9

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FOOD

You can't hide mashed potatoes in your hat.

Chris, age 9

You shouldn't put a marshmallow in the microwave.

Mary, age 12

I can never get away with feeding my broccoli to the dog.

Joanne, age 10

It's not a very good idea to drink a two-liter Coke before going to bed.

Patrick, age 10

School lunches stick to the wall.

Patrick, age 10

You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

Rosemary, age 7

Popping popcorn without a lid isn't smart.

Alex, age 11

You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

Patrick, age 10

When you put a hot dog in the microwave for five minutes, you don't want to be there when your mom sees the mess.

Jack, age 12

I've learned that goldish don't like jello.

Jlie Ann, age 9

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EXPERIENCES

When you lick a slug, your tongue goes numb.

Bethany, age 11

No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats!

Laura, age 13

You should never mess with a kid that beat you up once already.

Dannie, age 10

You should never stick a hanger in a light socket.

ConiRose, age 10

It's not a good idea to spit while on a roller coaster.

Scott, age 11

You shouldn't stick your tongue to a car bumper in winter.

Tamara, age 13

My puppy still has bad breath even after I gave her a Tic Tac.

Kelly, age 11

You shouldn't expect your turtle to come back if you put him in a stream.

Rosemary, age 12

You should never jump out of a tree using trash bags as parachutes.

April, age 10

When you get a baby out of the tub, put a diaper on it immediately.

Jamie, age 13

Even my dog isn't stupid enough to try my sister's cooking.

John, age 12

It's not a good idea to call 911 when there is not an emergency.

Corey, age 7

You should never jump off your top bunk and expect to fly.

Becky, age 8