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Old 31st Dec 2007, 12:14
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Well soon we will be in chaos as the mobile networks will crash with the influx of new year texts, I love it every year it is the same, people cursing their mobile phones as their text messages fail to deliver, lol
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Old 31st Dec 2007, 12:29
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im genna try to send one wat time? midnight?
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Old 31st Dec 2007, 12:32
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I`ll be waiting until I`ve sobered up enough to be able send one. By which time, there won`t be a problem lol.

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Old 31st Dec 2007, 13:05
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The mobile networks usually crash at midnight and are out for and hour or so, if your out tonight look around at people trying to send text's, it is so funny, the same fiasco every year, lol
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Old 31st Dec 2007, 16:23
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i think ill be at home
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Old 31st Dec 2007, 17:38
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Well the networks are down, who is swearing at their mobile, lol
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Old 31st Dec 2007, 20:26
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i dont have 1 i was genna use someone elses but i guess i cant
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Old 31st Dec 2007, 20:27
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Mine was fine. Sent a blanket text to about 25 contacts. No problem.
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Old 31st Dec 2007, 22:35
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my sisters didnt work she couldnt make a call either and alex im just wonderin how did u even send a text
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Old 1st Jan 2008, 09:01
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cheesewheels99 View Post
my sisters didnt work she couldnt make a call either and alex im just wonderin how did u even send a text
???

Was easy, keyed in the letters. Ticked each contact. Clicked send.
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