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I know we have done a thread recently about favourite sayings, id like to hear your fav sayings or quotes about pcs or gaming heres my fav 5 at mo, 1 Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse? 2 Computer games don't affect kids; I ...


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Old 18th Mar 2008, 08:07
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I know we have done a thread recently about favourite sayings, id like to hear your fav sayings or quotes about pcs or gaming heres my fav 5 at mo,
1 Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
2 Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
3 Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.
4 Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
5 The manual says to insert disk three, but only two will fit.
theres mine at mo, hope you had a chuckle.
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Old 18th Mar 2008, 08:21
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LOL
Cant think of any at mo so will just kinda make one up!

You look as nervous as a long corded mouse in a room full of swivel chairs!
tada lol
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Old 18th Mar 2008, 09:09
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2 Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
Who said some of us don't?

"Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools."
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Old 18th Mar 2008, 09:12
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I know i really had a laugh when i read that one
nice quote
"Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools."
ive got a m8 that fits the bill
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Old 18th Mar 2008, 11:49
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in the sig
and it said i needed osx 10.5 or better so i installed windows
or
it said i needed windows xp or better so i installed linux
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Old 18th Mar 2008, 12:26
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There isn't an "ANY" key on my PC
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Quote:
Windows cannot detect a keyboard

Press any key to continue
Not very original I know
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Old 18th Mar 2008, 15:16
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all great so far guys
this one just missed out but still makes me chuckle
Who's General Failure & why is he reading my disk?
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Old 18th Mar 2008, 17:00
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"Who is your Internet provider?" ..... "I am not really sure but I think it's ... 'You've Got Mail'."
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