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16th Jul 2009, 22:43
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Why do we all go to work and work are butt off only to turn around and spend the money we make on paper to wipe our butt? (toiletpaper)
Why is toothbrush and toothpaste call that when you use it on more then one tooth? Why dose petfood have 27 minerals and vitamins in it when baby food only has 12 ? Why do they call it a yard sale when you know the people are not selling there yard? Why do they call memory in the computer ram when you are not ramming anything? Now see what you can add to the above list. But remember keep it clean. |
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20th Jul 2009, 06:39
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Hate to be a spoil sport, but I can definatly answer a few of those.
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 A couple of them are quite amusing though. 
My System: FordyPC
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21st Jul 2009, 08:57
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Why do woman say "no" there not pissed, when they actually mean "YES, now buy me something to aid the forgiving process ...".
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21st Jul 2009, 20:38
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Toiletwater was at one time also called cologne ,this my be why some of my co-workers smell so bad to much cologne, perfume (toiletwater)
These came from another forum. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? If electricity comes from electrons dose morality come from morons? Why do banks charge a fee on insufficient funds when they know there is not enough money. |
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23rd Sep 2009, 14:47
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Why is a completed building not called a built ?
Why can't you make an anagram from the word anagram ? Why is abbreviation such a long word ? How does a snowplough driver get to work ? Why did kamikazee pilots wear helmets ? Why oh why is there an 'S' in the word.................lispe ?? |
