Quotations that you like.

**mcbee** · #1 05-05-2007, 07:45 PM

Have you any favourite sayings or quotations?. Here are two of mine. 1) Sense is not common. 2) It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove any doubt.

~~Wolfeymole~~ · #2 05-05-2007, 07:47 PM

A classic from Poe

"Sleep, those little slices of Death, oh how I loathe them"

~~Maria~~ · #3 06-05-2007, 06:20 AM

[SIZE=2]A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members

D. Coblitz

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**alex** · #4 06-05-2007, 07:00 AM

"Never argue in public with an idiot, a passerby may not realise who is who"

**shroomo** · #5 07-05-2007, 12:32 AM

My Idol in life, the late comedian 'Bill Hicks'

1) “The world is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question: "Is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we kill those people.”

2) “It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.”

He came up with hundreds but most are not suitable for a 'family forum'!

P.s. For anyone who knows about Bill Hicks, I'm not a raging druggie! Just love his philosophy on life.

**shroomo** · #6 07-05-2007, 01:00 AM

Oh, this is one of my fav quotes but I don't know who said it.

"Everything I've leaned about life I can sum up in 3 words... It goes on."

~~Wolfeymole~~ · #7 07-05-2007, 06:32 AM

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid.
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[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]Albert Einstein

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~~Maria~~ · #8 18-05-2007, 03:43 AM

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious

Brendan Gill

**shroomo** · #9 18-05-2007, 05:05 AM

I like that one!