[ComputerGuy]

Dave wheres the bar thing at the bottom of the site to navigate the page gone? I use that constantly to move around the site lol

CG

[mrdaveyk]

I love Xmas!!!!!

Yeh I'm lieing, just thought id be the odd one out

wouldn't be so bad if my older smelly, bum fluff for a beard brother would get a grip, he brings the day down so badly with his bleak outlook on life

no optimism with him at all

I'm going to cut this short before it go's 'Jeremy kyle' who i think is a hypocrite, i dont think he is as perfect as he makes himself look

see what happens when you start a random chat thread computer guy, you unleash my pointless posts as this is going nowhere

think ill get back to my Geo-chemical report now..... its on sand! Yeh thats right! I'm doing chemical variations in a sand dune! its a chick magnet.

[ComputerGuy]

Is he an Emo or goth or something lol

[mrdaveyk]

hah i wish then i'd have something to throw at him!

hard to describe, he wears how can i say normal clothes, not that i have an stereotypical views on what normal is, but he is just low in standard. he will shower once a week and then be happy to either keep a hat on or use hairspray to flateen his already greasey hair

fair do's im loving this thread!

caught him using my toothbrush yesterday as he had a dentist appointment! first time he's cleaned them in months and first appointment in 5 years! as you can imagen i blew a blood vessel and bought a new brush!

[ComputerGuy]

LOL i bet your old brush melted haha

[mrdaveyk]

hahah yeh totaly dissolved

just waxed my car, nothing nicer than a shiny car

[Krlll]

Christmas?
Bah Humbug!
Man do I hate xmas.
For years I have tried to have nothing to do with it.
Everybody wasting money on crap they dont need and even worse buying stuff that one week after christmas will be massively reduced in price!

I have finally managed to convert someone,my girlfriend.lol
No more rushing around looking for christmas presents,now finally I have met someone with sense.
"Look dear its like this,we buy each other crap for xmas or we go on a short break in January,stay in a hotel and buy each other lots more crap for less money in January,make sense?"
And she actually agreed!
Sure there was a bit of work to do,"but its xmas its so mean not to celebrate" but the promise of extra goodies only a week or two later clinched the deal.
Now I can relax at xmas and avoid all the mania.
Its not a perfect solution obviously and I still have to endure the zombies walking around the shops in January but phase 2 of my plan(its better to buy small things all year round than go crazy once a year)is in the pipeline and my insidious barinwashing(deprogramming)will begin right after the January sales are over.Yeehah!

[ComputerGuy]

So what do you do Xmas day Krlll?

haha like it how some women are bought so easily by the thought of shopping. haha (i said some so no one get there nickers in a twist)

[Krlll]

Usually I visit my parents for xmas dinner(maybe I will give it a miss this year as there are so many newborn nieces/nephews and who knows what running around).

Then I will go and get demented drunk with my friends.
The pub will be full of people that are allowed out for a drink because its xmas,during the day it will mostly be populated by men complaining about the cost of xmas and how they are glad its all over.Those poor fools.

[ComputerGuy]

haha yeah true. Never seen a pub at Christmas. I wounder how busy they are around here.

LOL thats another thing Ihate.......Kids! Running about screaming won't listen to their parents and just getting in my way haha

I must seem like such a nice person.