[Cew27]

hello all i am writing this short story to inform you of the recent events that have unfolded in the infant battle known as my life, at first i was going to introduce you to the theory of mechanical know how logic but i am not sure you are fully suitable/ready for the exposure to my possible mutagenic knowledge. i will start by telling you the story of the little boy who cried a wolf, i believe the feasibility of this novel is negotiable due to the fact than i am rather unsure as to weather anyone could physically cry a wolf due to its large size being a canine carnivore. The claim that the human tear duct let alone a small boys tear-duct could accommodate such an animal is obviously not true as im sure many of you reading this will agree. In fact if i were to witness a claim like this first hand i would surely have a cause for concern and show the boy the flaws in his logic, however he could just being making such a claim to gain attention for whatever reason and such behaviour i condemn as i am sure many of you will frown upon it also. Anyway i must not digress even though these claims infuriate me deeply i will not let this show furthermore than i may have already done so up until this point so anyway the story goes like this .............

[alex]

Err.........what?

[Cew27]

its a short story written by yours truly
i think its more of a family guy script

[redden137]

reminds me of that song
cry me a river
love to see that next to the boy crying wolf

[ComputerGuy]

[Gazmondo]

What a strange thread

[ComputerGuy]

Maybe Cewy wanted to see how many smileys he could get in one thread haha


CG

[Gazmondo]

I still appreciate your posts cewy

[Cew27]

i shall be posting the next part of this enthralling story tonight

[serverguy]

Ummmm I find it a little hard to decipher.... Some paragraphs would help and maybe some shorter sentences...

[computeruler]

it is a little hard to read but hes got a point how could a little boy crya wolf?

[kanoakavirus]

I cry mars bars.

[computeruler]

mabye you eat too many so theres no room in your stomach so they go up to your eyes and then just come out

[kanoakavirus]

Yes and maybe the little boy ate to many wolfs?

[computeruler]

mabye