[mcbee]

I used to get stressed but I wasn't much good at it so I gave it up.

[Blackmirror]

Originally Posted by mcbee I used to get stressed but I wasn't much good at it so I gave it up.

well if you ever feel the need to get stressed

ay... now that we know what are the 'benefits' of here's a practical guide for all you nice folks.

Are you worried now about how to stay stressed? You'll have no trouble if you practice the ollowing clinically proven methods:
NEVER EXERCISE.
Exercise wastes a lot of time that could be spent worrying.


EAT ANYTHING YOU WANT.
Hey, if cigarette smoke can't cleanse your system, a balanced diet isn't likely to.


GAIN WEIGHT.
Work hard at staying at least 25 pounds over your recommended weight.


TAKE PLENTY OF STIMULANTS.
The old standards of caffeine, nicotine, sugar, and cola will continue to do the job just fine.


AVOID "WOO-WOO" PRACTICES.
Ignore the evidence suggesting that meditation, yoga, deep breathing, and/or mental imaging help to reduce stress. The Protestant work ethic is good for everyone, Protestant or not.


GET RID OF YOUR SOCIAL SUPPORT SYSTEM.
Let the few friends who are willing to tolerate you know that concern yourself with friendships only if you have time, and you never have time. If a few people persist in trying to be your friend, avoid them.


PERSONALIZE ALL CRITICISM.
Anyone who criticizes any aspect of your work, family, dog, house, or car is mounting a personal attack. Don't take time to listen, be offended, then return the attack!


THROW OUT YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR.
Staying stressed is no laughing matter, and it shouldn't be treated as one.


MALES AND FEMALES ALIKE - BE MACHO.
Never ever ask for help, and if you want it done right, do it yourself!


BECOME A WORKAHOLIC.
Put work before everything else, and be sure to take work home evenings and weekends. Keep reminding yourself that vacations are for sissies.


DISCARD GOOD TIME MANAGEMENT SKILLS.
Schedule in more activities every day than you can possibly get done and then worry about it all whenever you get a chance.


PROCRASTINATE.
Putting things off to the last second always produces a marvelous amount of stress.


WORRY ABOUT THINGS YOU CAN'T CONTROL.
Worry about the stock market, earthquakes, the approching Ice Age, you know, all the big issues.


BECOME NOT ONLY A PERFECTIONIST BUT SET IMPOSSIBLY HIGH STANDARDS...
...and either beat yourself up, or feel guilty, depressed, discouraged, and/or inadequate when you don't meet them."

[Push]

^ True. I'm experiencing stress right at this very moment. Need a job and I need to get a couple hundred saved before J.C for Metal Fabrication and need to drop some weight because muffin top is not hawt lol. Anyways I think Rabbits with red eyes are nothing but low down laid back pancake waffle sticks.

:: Rant Over ::

[Blackmirror]

Originally Posted by Push ^ True. I'm experiencing stress right at this very moment. Need a job and I need to get a couple hundred saved before J.C for Metal Fabrication and need to drop some weight because muffin top is not hawt lol. Anyways I think Rabbits with red eyes are nothing but low down laid back pancake waffle sticks. :: Rant Over ::

Will reply to that when i have worked out what you are saying lol

[Push]

Originally Posted by Blackmirror Will reply to that when i have worked out what you are saying lol

:Dlol
I have to
1) Get a New Job (got laid off)
2) Save atleast $500 before this fall
3) Get back into shape. I'm starting to get a muffin top ( tummy is no longer in shape of abs lol )
4) And Go to School to become a Metal Fabricator. ( Job Corps in November or sooner)


All this just screams STRESS lol

[Blackmirror]

Thanks
I was only kidding
good luck with the future

[Push]

Originally Posted by Blackmirror Thanks I was only kidding good luck with the future

lol
Thanks!

[Blackmirror]

Feelinfg stressed
Yes i am
so
i will follow my own advice

Watch the call centre movie
http://www.callcentermovie.com/

[mrdaveyk]

i would like to share my stress of running out of wallpaper when re-decorating my room!!! i only need about 3 meters worth!!!! i had to buy a new role for that! BAH! *mutters to-self*

[Blackmirror]

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