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24th Jan 2008, 07:58
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Mine has to be the front door, just got a new sofa delivered and to get it through the bloody thing I had to take the door off the hinges. Was gunna take the front window out but some clever bugger that lived here before me decided it would be a great idea to silcone the beading in thus rendering it impossible to remove the window. The stairs are also a pain, they turn in on themselves half way up, imagine getting a double divan bed up there that don't come apart and half way up the stairs is a foolishly large window and if you fall from the top of the stairs your bound to end up going through the window and landing outside the back door.
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25th Jan 2008, 15:00
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I can't stop laughing!
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27th Jan 2008, 23:38
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the crack running down the middle of my house makes me nervous.
its old so there are enough holes to allow the cold air to move freely in and out. the tenants before me were "do-it-yourself"-ers (they couldn't, but tried anyway) there's no fireplace......all houses need fireplaces, dammit! does a housemate count as part of the house? mine calls herself "real" but in reality is just a social retard.... |
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4th Apr 2008, 14:52
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Hehe, some pretty funny replies here.... can I add the fact that the boiler is still making a pretty crappy noise AND that we now have 2 fridges in the back garden which still need to be scrapped after about 6 months of being there... but then they're sort of part of the garden now so we may still not move them for another few months yet....
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4th Apr 2008, 16:18
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Nice thread crap things about my house
mortice dont work on front door, kitchens way to small, everytime it rains the gardens turns into a swamp literarey, bedrooms, one too big the others too small, bathroom is in the middle so everyone hears you crap in the nite and can count the no of times you wipe your ass, its either too hot or too cold, have a tap then when you turn it on it sounds like a jackhammer, and stairs that are norm quiet but sound like there about to break in the nite, have a psycho dog which attacks shadows,tries to climb trees, barks at flies, eats bees,howls at eastenders and thinks her tail is for attacking and then theres the cat which charges the net curtains and attacks them full on leaping in the air claws out smacking her head against the window and ends up norm tangled up in them pleading to be let free, only to do it again oh and the kids still live at home now THATS a whole new thread
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4th Apr 2008, 17:06
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the problem with mine is that it's a building site. And takes ages to get it sorted, because my dad won't let builders etc do anything because they're crap lol so he does it so he only gets to do it at the weekend. Other than that it's ok to be honest.
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4th Apr 2008, 19:11
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my house is perfect , in my eyes anyway.
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