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Old 23rd May 2009, 23:56
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  1. In ancient Rome, when a man testified in court he would swear on his testicles.
  2. Camel’s have three eyelids.
  3. Slugs have four noses.
  4. India has a Bill of Rights for cows.
  5. It’s estimated that at any one time around 0.7% of the world’s population is drunk
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Old 24th May 2009, 01:39
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  1. It’s estimated that at any one time around 0.7% of the world’s population is drunk
Although, to be honest, I might have expected higher..
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Old 24th May 2009, 04:31
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In Alabama, it is illegal to sell peanuts after sundown on Wednesday in Lee County.
In Alabama, You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
In Australia a life sentence is 25 years.
In Australia, until the Port Arthur Killings, it was legal to own an AK-47 but not legal to be gay.
In the U.K A bed may not be hung out of a window.
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Old 24th May 2009, 04:52
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Some amusing british laws:
It is illegal to stand within one hundred yards of the reigning monarch when not wearing socks.
A woman may bite off a mans nose if he kisses her against will.
All men aged over 14 must carry out at least 2 hours of Longbow practice per week, supervised by the local clergy.
It is against the law to be drunk in a pub.
A man may urinate in public, so long as it is on the rear left wheel of his vehicle.
In Chester you must absolutly not kill any Welsh people with a Longbow until after midnight.
In Hereford no Welsh people must be killed with a Longbow on Sunday in Cathedral Close.
In York, Scotsmen may be killed with a Longbow, any time other than Sunday.

Do you notice the pattern? See really we only pretend to be affiliated with Wales and Scotland for God's sake, as soon as it's not the holy day, or it's after midnight so he's in bed, we just shoot them with our Longbow's

(Which of course we have been practicing for 2 hours that week)
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Old 24th May 2009, 04:54
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In the UK, it is illegal in London to beat your doormat after 8am apparently..
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Old 25th May 2009, 07:47
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kuola bears have two thumbs on each hand!
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Old 25th May 2009, 09:29
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In London it is illegal for a taxi driver not to carry a bail of hay and a pail of water
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Old 25th May 2009, 09:31
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In London it is illegal for a taxi driver not to carry a bail of hay and a pail of water
In case of what? Their Taxi gets a bit hungry and thirsty??
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Old 25th May 2009, 09:36
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In days of old taxi`s were horse drawn m8 and the drivers had to keep the hay and water for the horse,
It`s just one of our many laws that have not been revoked
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Old 25th May 2009, 09:38
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I know that much, if it was never revoked does that not mean we're still bound by it and we have to feed our beloved polarbear killing taxi's? Haha
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