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25th May 2009, 09:39
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Also in the UK, a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants – even, if she so requests, in a policeman’s helmet.
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25th May 2009, 09:40
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Apparently, a pregnant woman can relieve herself in a policeman's helmet if there isn't a public restroom within 200 yards..
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25th May 2009, 09:47
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Then their is this one again concerning Taxi`s
In London, it is illegal to flag down a taxi if you have the plague. if i had the plaque id hope to be in hospital anyway
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25th May 2009, 09:49
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What if you need the taxi to get to the hospital?? =P
Back on topic though, the 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had. |
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25th May 2009, 12:07
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Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian Pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found to be edible.
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27th May 2009, 09:02
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Kangaroos can't walk backwads
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3rd Jun 2009, 18:30
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Queue is the only 5 letter word that you can take off the last 4 letters and it still is pronounced the same..........
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Whacking your computer does not make it go faster. It does just the opposite.
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9th Jun 2009, 10:37
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Did you know that the space between your eyebrows is called the glabella
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Did you know that the "taint" is the space between.......... well NM lol.
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