[ARMIGO]

Just thought it would be fun to add a funny off topic thread about what foreign languages you people speak.

I have some guidelines on what and how to post it.
Im not assuming you guys would speak any other language fluently. Just add some foreign tongue's which your able to make sentences in.
As proof post some text for each language you can handle. In my case I would post this.

NOTE:They must be foreign. So not English. And not offensive also. Im sure thats prohibited on the forums so please don't.

Languages I know

German,spanish,dutch,russian.

Im gonna make the sentence > I have a good computer.

German: Ich habe eine gutes computer
Spanish:yo uso un acérrimo computador
Dutch:Ik heb een goeden computer
Russian: Ыa вac Aдйин чрезвычайниый вычислителв

In russian you would say it like this in our alphabet.

> ya vas Adjin zrechvyzajnivj vyziclitelvw

Apart from from Germand and spanish I do not really speak the other language's fluently. Although Im able to chat in Dutch and russian. Quite good at my age. Wel what foreign languages do you know?

[Dave Hybrid]

None, did a bit of German at school.

Would like to learn something if I had the time.

[Krlll]

NOTE:They must be foreign. So not English. And not offensive also. Im sure thats prohibited on the forums so please don't.

Im gonna ignore that arrogant part and say English.lol
I can speak Irish fluently.
Also a very small amount of Dutch(I lived there for a couple of years).
As for proof,anyone can use an online translator so Im not going to bother.

[Carl]

i can speak a little bit of french,lol did pay that much attention to it at school oh and Krll is right, anybody can use a translator.lol

[ARMIGO]

I havent really thought about that. furthermore it would be pretty noobysh if people use translators. Although it may take alot of time to figure out how to make any foreign sentences with a translator. It would apart from that be a great job if your able to handle the grammar also. I think a translator wouldnt be able to help you with that.

[Krlll]

Really?
Check out my Portuguese.lol
Im indo ignorar essa parte arrogante e dizer English.lol

I can speak Irish fluently.

Posso falar fluentemente irlandesa.

Also a very small amount of Dutch(I lived there for a couple of years).

Também uma quantidade muito pequena de Dutch (eu morava lá por um par de anos).

As for proof,anyone can use an online translator so Im not going to bother.

Quanto à prova, qualquer pessoa pode usar de um tradutor em linha assim que Im não vai se incomodar.

[ARMIGO]

First of all, I havent spotted a dutch sentence. So apparantly you havent used any translators. Apart from that the portugese sounds convincing. And furthermore since people aint serious in this thread. With good reasons which they already acounted for. I see no reason to reply to this thread anymore.

See ya on the forums,

EDIT:If anyone finds a russian translator and a translator to translate the cyrillic (Russian) alphabet to our latin. I Guess nobody does. Besides that I doubt they exist on the internet.