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Old 21st Feb 2009, 18:31
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Yes, I'm knackered.

I'm knackered because I'm overworked

The population of this country is 51 million.

21 million are retired.

That leaves 30 million to do the work.

There are 19 million at school.

That leaves 11 million to do the work.

2 million are unemployed and 4 million are employed by the government to look after us.

That leaves 5 million to do the work.

One million are in the armed forces, which leaves 4 million to do the work.

3 million are employed by County and Borough Councils to help the government to look after us.

That leaves one million to do the work.

There are 620,000 people in hospital and 379,998 in prisons.

Which leaves 2 people to do the work.

You and me.

And you are sitting on your arse reading this.






No wonder I'm bloody knackered!
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Old 21st Feb 2009, 19:12
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LMAO ! thats pretty clever!!
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Old 21st Feb 2009, 20:03
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lol that it is!
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I like it lol ! +1 to rep
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Old 13th Mar 2009, 06:10
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60,943,912 (July 2008 est.)

So you may have 9 million helpers!
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Old 13th Mar 2009, 10:39
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Yes yes yes..
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Old 15th Mar 2009, 02:56
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mike0001 View Post
60,943,912 (July 2008 est.)

So you may have 9 million helpers!
9,943,912, actually,

you can never be too precise.
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Old 17th Mar 2009, 05:22
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Quote:
Originally Posted by katana View Post
9,943,912, actually,

you can never be too precise.
Oh yes you can!
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